I have one here. There are 3 parts to this conversation.
So theres this kid who wants to join tMg. Scorpy decides that he wants to fail below.
Part 1 - Scorpy talking to a random SG scrimmer ( Fevo ) in-game ( CSS )
(CT) fevO! : sc come ct i need to talk to you
(CT) sc : ???
(CT) fevO! : can i join tmg plz
(CT) sc : erm ?
(CT) fevO! : im coming to mumbai on the 20th
(CT) sc : lol
(CT) fevO! : you dont believe me ?
(CT) sc : duh lol all sgians love to joke
(CT) fevO! : no no im not joking
(CT) fevO! : jkes apart
(CT) sc : lol yea ok come join lol
(CT) fevO! : cool man
(CT) sc : dude lol u overdid ur joke
(CT) fevO! : im not joking la seriously
(CT) fevO! : add me on facebook ny name is ***********
(CT) sc : kk wait adding
(CT) sc : ...
(CT) fevO! : what ?
(CT) sc : ur actually indian O.o
(CT) fevO! :yea man i am
(CT) sc : oh btw sweet gf u got there
(CT) fevO! : what gf ?
(CT) sc : the one in black :S in ur dp ....
(CT) fevO! :ermmm wrong guy ???
(CT) sc : oops ... u add me <--
Fail.
(CT) fevO! :kk
(CT) sc : oh how old r u =.=
(CT) fevO! : 16 la
(CT) sc : ermm .... so u really coming to india ?
(CT) fevO! : yea dude ****** road mumbai
(CT) sc : oh .... well ok
(CT) fevO! : so im in tmg yea ? <--
WHO SEZ
(CT) sc : yea well ....
(CT) fevO! : coooooool
(CT) sc : how about we talk a bit later ?
(CT) fevO! : kk
Part 2 - Scorpy talking to the same SG scrimmer in Steam Chat
tMg Scorpion™: how long u coming for
fevO!: i am gonna stay thrr
tMg Scorpion™: nice
fevO!: so
fevO!: can itag? <--
How desperate is THIS?
tMg Scorpion™: ill tell ad1 and karan
tMg Scorpion™: vunami = karan
tMg Scorpion™: lets see
fevO!: haha k
tMg Scorpion™: they both like
tMg Scorpion™: leader kind
fevO!: ok
fevO!: r u recruiting
fevO!: r u guyz
fevO!: finding
fevO!: ppl
fevO!: for team
tMg Scorpion™: yea
fevO!: kk kool
fevO!: have
fevO!: u
fevO!: told
fevO!: ad1
tMg Scorpion™: hes scrmming
tMg Scorpion™: wait
fevO!: omg
fevO!: can tell him
fevO!: to meet
fevO!: up
fevO!: no
fevO!: now
fevO!: on sh
fevO!: i gotta sleep soon
tMg Scorpion™: lol hes scirmmin
tMg Scorpion™: we can always talk later
fevO!: ask
tMg Scorpion™: whts the hurrt
tMg Scorpion™: hurry
fevO!: i wont be oln8 for a bit
fevO!: exams
tMg Scorpion™: lol dude chill man
fevO!: kk
fevO!: tell me to add me
fevO!: on
fevO!: steam
Part 3 - Scorpy ( lolapalooza ) in-game with me ( cartman ) and another of our friends named Arya.
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : im in deep shit
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : why?
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : this guy
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : told me
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : hes a random sgscrimmer
*DEAD* blur. : lolapalooooooser! <--
This is Ad1, after verifying in steam chat that I was cartman.
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : that
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : will u take me intmg when i come to mumbai
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : so im like ok
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : continue..
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : LOL
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : hahahaha
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : but hes actually coming .... and hes gonna live here for ever
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : ROFL
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : and hes chindi-er than this ibot
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : who
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : LMAO
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : hahahahhaha
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : oh shit
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : now i have to break his kiddy heart and tell him im not tmg leader
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : LOL
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : DO IT
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : hAHHAHAH
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : itll be epic.
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : i told him .. well talk later ok ?
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza :

*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : who is it anyway?
*DEAD* (TEAM) Arya : i bet he was unhappy to come to india
*DEAD* (TEAM) Arya : but now his heart is made
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : some 16 yo kid
*DEAD* (TEAM) Arya : because he will be in TMG pro
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : lmao
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : dude
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*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : monkee
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : yes ?
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : am i a bad bad man ?
*DEAD* (TEAM) Arya : not yet .
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : no
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : :>
*DEAD* (TEAM) cartman : youre evil.
*DEAD* (TEAM) lolapalooza : :<
I just want to see Ad1 or Karan's reaction after this.