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Old 30-04-10   #16
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He used stone tools.He can kill lion bare hands,how tough can hair get.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Sometime when the batteries are weak it does help somehow and before the batteries are flat they are weak a moment before


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

So next time we keep adequate funds whenever we get them

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

To save from fall.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Because of the two,only wet paint can be checked.

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

Someone who thought ' lips 'should be different from 'lisp'

What is the speed of darkness?

Speed of light.As light proceeds darkness runs and their speed is almost same.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Babies sleep deep,so people when slept deep even though for 2 hrs say it.

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

NO.

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

-64 F

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Bothways

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Smooth pavement and streets came later than man landed on moon.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because more range is covered from height .


Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

It was not the Person,it was calf when it was hungry it thought so in desperation.

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Worlds first Non-vegetarian.

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Because it would cost twice the price of toaster to put that mechanism in.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Everything is solid in freezer so liquid spilling over is no problem.But in fridge liquid may spill if touched.


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Because besides the bum,also they may need to point the zip.so 2 gestures. Time just one may do.

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

They only need to look at one item.Not all when preparing to show one



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

Goofy is intelligent.and Evolved.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Exams.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Sorry but not babies..olive perhaps.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Eventually in a long run.yes.

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Limited imigination

Stop singing and read on.........

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Yes...illusion is stil there like directions even if you cannot spell north east west south

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

That way he doest have to bear your bad breadth stupid.

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

No,but it may slow you down.

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

To avoid talking to you in person.

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Erre you almost read all...He ha hoo hooo..
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Re: Unanswerable Questions

Originally Posted by freshseasons View Post

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

To save from fall.
You really think that a Helmet can save a PILOT from a thousand feet fall ? Really ?


Originally Posted by freshseasons View Post
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

Someone who thought ' lips 'should be different from 'lisp'
Errrr....do you even know the meaning of LISP ?




Originally Posted by freshseasons View Post

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

It was not the Person,it was calf when it was hungry it thought so in desperation.
Errrr.....a calf also eats grass and what not. you ever tried eating that stuff too ??


Originally Posted by freshseasons View Post
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Worlds first Non-vegetarian.
Seriously ???


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Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Because it would cost twice the price of toaster to put that mechanism in.
What mechanism ?
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You really think that a Helmet can save a PILOT from a thousand feet fall ? Really ?
Nope the Helmets are not for the fall from thousand feet.Thats stupid answer and question.It is for the hard landing with the parashoot and to save from head injury there after. I thought you got the answer.




Errrr....do you even know the meaning of LISP ?
Do you know onomatopoeia. Yup..and think it will make sense.






Errrr.....a calf also eats grass and what not. you ever tried eating that stuff too ??


But the answer remain true..that the calf will before it eat anything will first thing suck on the milk after its born.




What mechanism ?
Mechanism meaning feature that will not let the toaster burn toast. Adding it will be costly..

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