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Old 28-11-09   #1
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Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself


Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself


Vadodara. Internet has taken a toll on human life yet again. Dildar Leherwala, a 24-year-old MBA student from Faculty of Management Studies, MS University Vadodara, committed suicide yesterday night after spending two futile days trying to understand the features of Google Wave, a new social networking service by Google. An MS Word file titled ‘Suicide_note.docx’ found on his computer’s desktop has been taken as the conclusive proof. The note explains, with vivid desperation, the mental turmoil this young man had to go through while using Google Wave which led him to take this drastic step.


Dildar watched this video explaining features of Google Wave many times before he gave up.
His family and friends revealed that Dildar was an internet freak and had an unmatched fascination with e-mailing and social networking websites.
His close friend, Dhaval, recalls with moist eyes, “I remember the day five years back when Dilds got an exclusive invitation from his uncle living in the USA to join Gmail. He was so happy. He instantly opened an email account and even sent Invites to all his friends. He was so generous. He even treated us with muffins and patties in college canteen.”
Probing further, Faking News came to know some startling facts about his internet life. Dildar, incidentally had 13 e-mail accounts on 9 different e-mail hosting websites. He also had profiles on 21 social networking websites including many which were mostly unheard in India. He had 2132 friends on Orkut, 1477 on Facebook, 771 on Hi5 and 462 followers on Twitter. According to his friends, he had login ids on at least 200 different websites to get access to all kinds of stuff on internet. He even maintained a secret file on his laptop where he kept a note of all those logins and passwords. The file is still unlocated.
Dildar was restless for past few weeks since he heard about the launch of Google Wave. For more than ten days, his status message on almost all his social networking profiles said “Please send me a Google Wave invite. TIA!”
Rupesh, another close friend of Dildar explains, “He would usually change his status message twice a day on all his profiles, but this message stood for almost ten days. That showed his level of desperation. But finally his uncle from US again came to rescue and sent him a Google Wave invitation. This was on Friday. Since then, Dilds had locked himself in his room with his laptop and eatables sufficient for two days. Yesterday, when he went offline on G-Talk, we sensed something fishy and eventually had to break in to find that he had killed himself by crushing and chewing laptop batteries.”
Dildar’s suicide note sums up his need to take this drastic step. It says, “I know Google Wave is going to be bigger than anything else on internet. And being unable to understand its features fully, I feel like a loser and find myself unworthy of this life. I simply cannot show this miserable countenance to my friends and family. Thus I fully own the responsibility of ending my life and hope to be reborn with a brain fully compatible with Google Wave.”
Utterly grief stricken, Dildar’s family is planning to sue Google for his death. But following their advocate’s advice, they are currently going through the ‘Terms and Conditions’ of Google Wave before approaching the court. Net savvy Dildar had accepted thousands of terms and conditions online.
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On further note: Check out this website from which this article was taken: http://www.fakingnews.com/

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Re: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

I simply don't believe this..

There must be some other reason behind this

suicide becooz of google wave??

Suicide by eating batteries??wtf?!?!

a$$hole where's the source??
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Re: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

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I simply don't believe this..

There must be some other reason behind this

suicide becooz of google wave??

Suicide by eating batteries??wtf?!?!

a$$hole where's the source??
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I simply don't believe this..

There must be some other reason behind this

suicide becooz of google wave??

Suicide by eating batteries??wtf?!?!

a$$hole where's the source??
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Re: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

The committed suicide by chewing on the laptop batteries was a bit too much
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Thus I fully own the responsibility of ending my life and hope to be reborn with a brain fully compatible with Google Wave.”
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Ishan added the source after i posted...got it einstein??

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Re: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

R0fl he killed him self cos of such lame sh33t ..... also internet freak omg .... that guy seriously needed a life .... now people like him are what I call freaks ..... anyways ... dumb guy died .
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I cannot believe such people exist..
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???

Ishan added the source after i posted...got it einstein??



you better shut ur oversized mouth
If you had actually went through the effort of reading the whole article, and not just the heading, you would have seen the website link at the bottom, which was posted before you asked for the source.... actually it was posted before the beginning of time which was around the time I started this thread:

I believe that these were my actual words..

On further note: Check out this website from which this article was taken: Faking News - leading news satire website of India

If you still think that this was true, I recommend a Beretta 92
Beretta 92 is a pistol.... get the joke "Einstein"....??

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You still don't believe me, check out the time when I edited my post with the source for bozos like you and when rpm read the whole post and called you a gadha...

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got it einstein??
Also it is "get it, Einstein" and not "got it, einstein"

You just got English Editor'ed

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R0fl he killed him self cos of such lame sh33t ..... also internet freak omg .... that guy seriously needed a life .... now people like him are what I call freaks ..... anyways ... dumb guy died .
Seriously !!!

Please guys, for once, read the stuff out of the quotes for once.... PLEASE !!!

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One more lunatic??
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Good god people. Does no one understand Parody any more?
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Eh damn didn't see the link .. But due to such nonsense happening now days I actually thought and idiot like this one would exist .
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R0fl he killed him self cos of such lame sh33t ..... also internet freak omg .... that guy seriously needed a life .... now people like him are what I call freaks ..... anyways ... dumb guy died .
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Eh damn didn't see the link .. But due to such nonsense happening now days I actually thought and idiot like this one would exist .
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