Strong Rumors of Upcoming Hardware, Movies and Games.

[Regranter Maradis]

Let's have a good laugh!

AMD HD 6970 "Insect-eye-finity" edition with 200 HDMI ports.

Nvidia GTX490 equipped with MSI afterburner 2.o; when your GPU burns up due to heat problems, the MSI AF2.0 will ensure your GPU gets a proper 'antim sanskar'.

Intel i10 8.7ghz OCTACORE processor. The prototype is currently being tested by Usain Bolt.

Antec Whacker-A 25x25ft watertight cabinet which has no slots for fans. For cooling, pour water on it.

Screw vacuum cleaners! Cooler Master's 50000 rpm 200mm fan can take in more dust in a minute than the CM Haf can. In 30 years.

Microsoft Xbox 720, t0 be released in 2015. Equipped with a powerful quad core, a 9800GT equivalent GPU and 512mb DDR3 ram, it looks set to give the PCs in 2010 a troublesome time.

Future Movies-

Die Hard 5- Why the heck don't you die? A tale of a bacteria named John McClane.

Twilight: Area 51- Edward is held at Area 51 and the werewolf dude and Della, or Bella (I can't remember) must team up and help Eddie escape.

Terminator: Mukti- Hindi remake of Terminator: Salvation by Ram Gopal Verma. Starring Abhishek Bachchan as J. Connor.

Dear Friend Hitler- I don't have to parody it. The Damn thing is a comedy by itself. Anupan Kher as Hitler! It will/may fall flat on it's place. Der untergang should be the last movie on Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a gem of a movie. Anyway, unless a sensational conspiracy theory involving >real< Black Sun worship and Nazism rises and Michael Bay or Ram G. Verma decides to make a movie on it. At least Hitler must be turning in his watery grave.

Future Games-

WWE: Orlando vs Charles- Play as Orlando or Charles, from As you like it.

Need for Speed: India- Choose between a Tata Nano or a Maruti 800. Whiz through Mumbai's gullys or Kolkata's hawker infested streets. Watch out for Niko Bellic and his autto! (Check my other thread [Insanely Powerful PC Components (and Other Stuff)] to get the joke.)

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3; World at War Again!- Soap and co. discover a time machine and go back to the time period of COD:WAW to help the Allies out.

Adolfestein- German version of Wolfenstein. Play as double agent Hitler in a mission to uncover the Black Sun BS. Use Swastika shaped shurikens and dual Mp40s to annihilate your enemies.

I'm running out of ideas now. Don't expect part 3 before next month.

[Godlike!]

Well its getting boring now. The insanely powerful thing was great though.

[pappusmailbox]

Yet another thread... sighhhh.......

---------- Post added at 12:07 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:06 AM ----------

On second thought.....sumbdy please get me a minigun..

[d@rK nEmEsIs]

^
placed ur order for minigun.

[Sumonpathak]

Originally Posted by d@rK nEmEsIs ^ placed ur order for minigun.

wats the price?get 1 for me

[blufox]

OP is a troll, trolling for attention.
Seriously invest some time in something better rather than useless good for nothing threads.

/thanks

[BULLZI]

@Alan Wake

Dude, its getting bored now. Seriously.

[DigitalDude]

OP please buy a copy of this Pearson Education - How to Get Things Done Without Trying Too Hard

don't know how it will turn out. but there is no harm in trying


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[Xeo]

Spam, spam, spam when you can't build a nano-suit?
Sad....