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Old 08-12-09   #1
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So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...


Yeah bleh. Now that you are looking -

Read this somewhere : p

Q. I run a cyber café. Sometimes, customers come, masturbate and ejaculate here without my knowledge. Sometimes the fluid spills onto the keyboard and mouse and I end up touching it. I have the habit of smoking and tend to smoke or eat chocolates right after touching the dirty keyboard. Could it lead to an infection? Please help.

A. No harm will come to you. More harm will result from smoking.

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haha...good one.... :-)
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Re: So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...


My suffers from patlapan in addition to tedapan. I think it is because of my habit of masturbation. Should I take some medicine or apply oil or cream to straighten my ? Which brand do you suggest?

Patlapan and tedapan! All I can say is that if your is curved slightly less than 30 degrees from the centre you will have no difficulty in having intercourse and therefore you do not need to see a doctor. However, if you wish to, see a urologist/andrologist.



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Re: So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...

LMAO, but on a side note, is the guy a real MORON !
but aks my mate, what were you doing there in the sexpert section. you could have asked me instead !
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Re: So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...

I am a 23-year-old man and I plan to get married soon. Two days ago I saw my neighbour changing her clothes and I caught a glimpse of her breasts and her bottom. I want to touch her but don't have the courage to do so. How can I fulfill my desire?


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Yes thank you.

I was commenting on the absurdity of the assumption that Mario>Freeman

To qualify my statement - Mario is an Italian immigrant plumber who spends his life chasing a dame who refuses to let him bang her.

Freeman is a physicist who saves the world (multiple times) with a crowbar. And he manages to get Alyx Vance to fall in love with him without needing mushrooms, stars or jumping on enemies.
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Re: So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...

^^ dont touch em.. some unwanted desires will also get fulfilled soon!!
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LOL at this tread
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it is indeed epic .... what beats me is .. why was Aks reading that in the first place ?
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Re: So I Run a Cyber Cafe and Have Problem with Those Dudes Sitting in the Corner...

Dude wtf:

I have a one-month-old baby. I drink milk from my wife’s breast for 17 to 19 hours. The problem is that she produces little milk. Is there a way we can increase the milk production? And if she stops producing milk, how can we resume it? I live on her milk. I am worried about the future.

You have not mentioned what your child feeds on. I have come across a lot of strange cases, but yours takes the cake! Why not buy a cow? Snap out of this and think about your wife’s needs as well.
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